Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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