he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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