We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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