are you still at the devil's house?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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