Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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