Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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