Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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