dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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