my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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