I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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