the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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