i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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