tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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