Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
At least life still wants to fuck me.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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