1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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