oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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