Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
operation have a gay friend backfired
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
