Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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