my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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