i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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