He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
