Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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