No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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