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(440): View more from Ohio

We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.

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(518): View more from New York

our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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(845): View more from New York

he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"

(845): View more from New York

where do u find these people!?

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(310): View more from California

I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........

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(720): View more from Colorado

Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage

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