I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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