Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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