i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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