Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
3 2 1 whiskey
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
