there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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