Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You don't make any sense
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