That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I'm always down for nudity.
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