I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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