well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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