North Korea, Best Korea!
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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