I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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