That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I stole a fireplace last night.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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