I should be sponsored by Trojan
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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