do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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