i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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