she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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