I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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