TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
His nipple licking is glorious
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