If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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