how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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