do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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