Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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