Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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