if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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