Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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