so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
sex in a hospital.. check
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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