that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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