white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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