are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Randomize
